Monday, September 10, 2012

A book....really?

Apparently according to my co-workers I am living a very entertaining life these days with all my dating stories.  Obviously, I don't share all the details and I certainly don't share the half of what is going on with you blog readers.  My co-workers got such a kick out of my recent date story.  They were laughing and I was laughing right along with them.  Gotta love 'em.  They were all telling me today that I am such a good story teller and how I really should write a book.

Several of them have said how they are living vicariously through me.  I even have a friend who, upon hearing my stories suspects her husband of some of the same behavior.  Guess this doesn't surprise me one bit.  I know someone who was doing shit like that too.  I've chatted with a couple guys who I suspected are really married and their wife doesn't know that they are separated or are going to be.  This is totally shitty and I would never want to be with someone who is doing that to their spouse.  Another friend was so turned on by my stories that she went home and spiced things up with her husband.  He didn't know what hit him.  Ha, ha!

About a month ago I had a 25 year old contact me.  This would mean a 13 year difference.  Holy shit, I'm getting old.  Sometimes the age thing isn't a big issue, but in this case it is.  So I didn't respond and then this week he emailed me again and then again (twice in one day).  Did he think I didn't see his other emails and forgot to respond?????  His emails consist of:

1.  Nice to meet you.  Sup sweetheart.
2.  Sup beautiful.
3.  I like older women because there is less drama and they are better in bed.

Nice to meet you....but you haven't met me.  Emailing online is a far cry from meeting someone.  Really, did he think that last email was so compelling that I would want to respond. Come on!  My aunt tells me that her and my uncle are now saying, "sup sweetheart" to each other.  Hilarious!

Listen, I am not picking this stuff apart because I feel like I am perfect or better than anyone.  I have many flaws, but a little common sense goes a long way here.

Recently, I posted the below picture of myself on facebook and everyone raved about it.  I seriously didn't understand it.  I didn't think it was any better or worse than others I've posted.  I figured if it was such a good picture I'd post it on the dating site too.  Wow, did that unleash the flood gates.  I got tons of responses after that.
 
 Here is the infamous picture




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